Writing Poetry (CLOUDBURST)

Is 40 the age when women start turning into their mothers? Because I’ve been playing around with writing some poems lately. My mom has always loved reading and writing poetry, whereas I’ve been a little indifferent to it. As a teenager, I do remember reading a book by Billy Collins one summer and liking it. …

Girl Scouts & the Jelly Bean Necklace Debacle

The Time: Spring, 1993.  The Place: A Lutheran church for our Brownie Girl Scout meeting.  I’m going to be honest here, I hated this Girl Scout troop. Aside from one really dear friend, the kids and grownups all deserved a badge for being completely unbearable. Occasionally, on a cool day, my mom would sit in …

Baby Face

I think I’ve always looked pretty young. When I was 19, I went to a movie with a younger friend and the theater employee asked if she was my mom. Everyone always insisted that I’d appreciate this when I was older, which infuriated me at the time. Yeah, everyone’s infantilizing you NOW, but just imagine …

My Worst New Year’s Eve

Well, here we are at the end of the year again! New Year’s Eve can honestly be kind of a letdown. For many, it marks the end of the holiday season and the beginning of a dark, joyless winter when you’ve resolved to join a gym. You want this last hurrah to go so well! …

Woo Woo

I just listened to an episode of a new podcast, Woo Woo with the comedian Rachel Dratch. I love Rachel Dratch. Her memoir Girl Walks into a Bar is probably the book I’ve reread the most over the last five years. For some people that one book might be, I don’t know, the Bible or …

My Anosmia Story & Tips

“You know, I always thought it was very funny that losing your sense of smell was called anosmia. Anos-mia, you know, like schnoz-mia.” –J.D., Scrubs For most of my life, I had no sense of smell. The reason was a mystery until my 30s, when I was diagnosed with a rare genetic condition called Kallmann …